Perhaps, one day, far in the future, this will actually be a world record and random people will acutally voluntarily read this text every day. It's creepy. Get the free Lil' Ball for your traveling needs! I got to go to a huge library, and see Terminator 3 at the local theater. Are you ready? Okay. This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. You could be the figment of someone else's dream. Until thenI have absolutly no imaginary money. My dad. Hmmmmmhas any old, senile person ever written anything? After much argument, my father was going to turn around, untill he realized that my mother was going to drop the dogs and me off, and then turn around and continue north. After standing around a lotthe ceremony started. I'm leavin', for now. Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. All along, my entire family has scoffed (nifty word, isn't it?) It's an outrage! In any case, wouldn't the blinkie light help night-vision cameras see in the dark? We resumed quizzing and she got every question on the worksheet correct. Okayon to: #2 You can get out of practically anything by saying: a)It's against my religion b)I'm allergic to that. Im gonna start quoting from the Flaming Chicken Handbook! Such proofs often use computational proof methods and may be considered non-surveyable . Aren't they regressed to a child-like state? If the facts beg to differ, than the facts are wrong. CHECK OUT MY ARMPITS!!! I'm tired. . By the time you're eighty, you'll have enough ear jewelry to open up your own jewelry shop. *g8ggles* bye. I gotta go. So she decided on a salad, only to discover that they didn't have her favorite salad dressing. Uhdon't think soNumber Four: I could have learned to drive. If you have some extra time, you can read it at marienbadmylove.com. This Book Is the Longest Sentence Ever Written and Then Published (2020), by humor writer Dave Cowen, consists of one sentence that runs for 111,111 words, and is a stream of consciousness memoir. Keep pressing it. i couldn't hear it because someone had put the speakers facing the audience. Hmmmmtime for #3You can obsessive over ANYTHING, and people will think nothing of it. The movie ends with him in a coma. It'd probley be as popular as those game shows that no one's ever heard of. That's just one of those many facts of life that are better left mysteries. HmmI seem to be jumping from one subject to another more frequently. And once again suprised. An enemy so terrifying that Moose cannot stop shaking. I don't want to play the stupid animal war card game 'cause the stupdi bear gets eaten by an eaagle.. goodbye ssslllee0yyyyslllllllleeeeeeeepppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyy iiiiiiiiissssssssssssss gggggggggoooooooooooooddddddddddddd. As you can see, I was in a very interesting state of mind. Maybe I should put quotation marks around themnah, too much work. It just doesn't make any sense. Since there are many opportunities to communicate with customers and colleagues using e-mail, mastering how to write reply e-mails, subject line expressions, and how to use example sentences is one of the essential skills. Making me(The Patron Saint of Paperclips) the Ruler of the Laws of Nature! Maybe I subconsiously DO know what I'm doing here, but refuse to admit it to myself. Not only that, but there are an infinite number of different kinds of intelligent life. I came up with this philosophy when I was in fifth grade. i cannot feel my feet. They are the samething, with the same look, and almost same name. (In a very vast sense) And: did you ever notice that the word "conspiracy" is vastly similar to the word "constipation". Wouldn't it make more sense to get a kazoo, if you're broke? It tooked about envelooping (enveloping) cracked nuts and parables. I figure that even the people I manage to lure onto my site from neopets don't even bother to come to this particular page. Or maybe I am monumentally bored and don't have anything else to do at the moment. If you make a purchase, My Modern Met may earn an affiliate commission. But I probably will eventually get around to having a seperate page just for the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK. Login Sign up. I don't understand it. Emma has contributed to various art and culture publications, with an aim to promote and share the work of inspiring modern creatives. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. CHEESE!!! I'm a genius. *drags reader back* See, I knew you'd stay! Sure, my TEACHER said that was because I was doing the problems wrong, but once I'm the Ruler of the Laws of Nature, I'll change the problems so that I'm right! I think. of toilet paper, to do everything. Next semester will be almost exactly like this one. I asked her how you dress on the forth of july (she said nice) I asked what the colors red, white and blue were (pretty). A profound statement, if I ever heard one. The title contains the longest word. Did you know that there is over two miles of air sitting on you right now? I rule theer*random Loyal Minion whispers in ear* That's right! Maybe they're here right now! Not only did we get world class cuisine (under-cooked hotdogs and over-cooked hamburgers), my little sister (age 10) got taught pool by someone I strongly supect is an ex-convict! (Actually I just question them untill they spontaneously combust, I ask lots of questions) So, in conclusion, ladies and gentleman of the jury(that's you) I could not have possibly tortured "Mr. Owl" to death. actually claim to be mentally ill. That's either a) a publicity stunt b) An attempt at humor c) a cry for help or d) none of the above You can e-mail your responses by conducting a scavenger hunt of this site. The researches even used highly advanced technololgy to map the surface of a pancake and compare it to documented geology of Kansas. I heard something and turned around, and there he was! He tried to kill me! the whole time, even during the name-calling, seniors were playing with silly string and beachballs. OhI'm rambling again, aren't I? Okay, now I'm starting to scare myselfI'm gonna quit for today. Let's see: 12345! Ooooothats a great idea! Each Friday, I wait (all tingly with anticipation) for the weekend so that I can stay up 'till the wee hours of the morning and sleep past noon. Did it make more sense that this text? Did you understand that? Thou shalt not eat spuds. I clarified, which countries fought in the Civil War. Of course, there is also regretafter all, I could have made a fortune if I'd been the first to think of it. It'll be covered in chicken feathers, and shaped like a chicken. Pythagoras Theorem is a + b = c. I don't exactly have a good track record with virtual pets. Next thing you know, you're internet connection will die. HEEEEY! She was upset, because she had accidently run over an armidillo. my dear theres nothing to fear thats only a box thats made of blocks next to the wagon that looks like a dragon why are you shaking its your fear that is making you shiver and act all a quiver. That had nothing to do whatsoever with subliminal messagesit's just cool to say. Boy, are you mythical, mystical readers in for a treat, today! If you you don't have time to waste, what are you doing here?!!! Okay, quote is done. It's hard to type because of the bandaid on my finger. This sentence makes strategic use of the past perfect, two times. They avoided the sun at all costs. Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. Speaking of publishing, I do plan on somehow, someday publishing this as the first rambling narrative that makes no sense, and is about as interesting as rereading the almanac. I added to the lenghth of the LTE without even thinking! I HAVE POWERS PINTO BEANS CAN ONLY DREAM OF! And so, in the interest of wasting even more time, I made a list. *Squirell wanders off in search of electrical sockets to sniff* What's that, Hypothetical Reader? Now, I'm sure you've at least heard of subliminal messages , right? Either way, Kodak is undeniably evil. Apparantly Grape Pie isn't mainstream, but it has existed for some time. And he knew so many stories that sometimes he stopped the story-teller and finished the story himself. And mildly weirded-out. I've been a paranoid, conspiracy seeking mood lately and the newest threat to my sanity is: smoke detectors! It hurt. These so-called "pointless" signs are doing just what they were meant to do: entertain you! Think about that old saying about "If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespear". Otherwise you'd think I was delusional, or something. Is this writer's block?! You're shocked at my selfish, bad, memory. This is one of the weirdest sites: or your money back! It was one of my friends. about my site, and called me weird. He can save mankind, and doom Trinity. My mom did it to her because it was free. If you don't believe that all that air has weight, try going into space sometime. WARNING: Leave food sit in an open, well-venilated spot for a week before eating. After all, no one would really care if I quit updating this site. We thank you! The world may never know. or possibly "Who or What is Kodak". Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (thats me) is allowed to cause vague, pain like sensations while the offending person (or alien life form, dog, etc.) Seeya! But the point is, if I were, say, freakily allergic to a random mineral, I could read the ingredients and not eat the salt. "Pure" water manufactuerers are not required to list the ingredients of water, because the average consumer believes that it should be obvious. That's the sixth time I've said back! Towards the end of the movie, Neo chooses to tell Trinity to stay out of the Matrix, since he saw her die in it. Almost all of the really long sentences are under 1,000 words. I have neither won nor lost money/neopoints. It MUST be true! You'll wear these "festive" earings for about a day and then abandon them in some dark cranny of your closet because you simply can't wear the same earrings two years in a row for heaven's sake! Any way, I'm leaving to eat some Cheessy goodness! 3,861 . See, very weird. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. Either way, I'm continuing to sort of entertain myself. I think. You just let me rant on and on for you KNEW that eventually I would confuse myself with my vast puddle of knowledge. [9] [10] [11] See also [ edit] Longest word in English Longest words References [ edit] ^ a b Stephen Crain; Diane Lillo-Martin (1999). I took a whole bunch of personality quizzes and posted them there. You KNOW I ran out of imaginary money last week when I bought that imaginary country. I'm leaving nowI have some destruction to do. Strange, huh? I was very proud of her, just as you would be proud of a two-year-old who has just announced: "I WENT POO-POO ON THE POTTY!!!!!" responsible for any faulty wiring or lack thereof in your computer. ", and translated it to German. I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. I know a topic! All contents of this site were designed for entertainment purposes only. Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. I don't want a full year of work. *hides large ax behind back* Come here, topic! I WANT to write. I get done at 9:15. I founded the secret message, you ok man? My point is that smoke detectors have very little value in home security. Oooooo! You can just picture sterotypical pirates saying, "A vast ye mateys!". This means that we only have a very short while to prepare. They're basically begging on the street. TWEET. Speaking of virtual pets, I'm revamping the ones on this site. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotter's Club, 2001. 44 min ago My evil, EVIL sister. I'm finnaly back! (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. I've done what I've set out to accomplish. Unfortunalty, several of those reasons LEGITAMITLY apply to a certain activity I do every Tuesday, which WILL NOT BE NAMED HERE LEST I GIVE IT POWER OVER ME! You're only browsing it. What does this mean to you? THE REST OF THE STUFF I TYPE WILL BE COMPLETLY IN CAPS JUST BECAUSE I CAN. It is the extraordinary sensory quality of his prose that enabled Faulkner to get away with writing the longest sentence in literature, at least according to the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records, a passage from Absalom, Absalom! Every fantasy the human mind has concieved exist at some place in the universe. That's funny!!!! This is specified in Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook. We'd probably go crazier. I only signed up for a semester. You would be correct in your suspiciousnessfor Mooses arch-enemy is*dramatic drumroll*a small, white, feather. If you don't understand the concept of numbers less than zero, (negative numbers) just skip this part.